Monday, July 4, 2011

IMCdA 2011 - Race Report

Event: Ford Ironman Coeur d'Alene
Date: June 26, 2011
Website: www.ironmancda.com
Last time I wrote an Ironman race report, I split it up into a few different posts.  This is just one loooong post, so you may want to split up your reading into a few different sessions.  Thank you to all of my beyond amazing family, friends, and blog readers.  This journey would not have been the same without all of you.

Pre-Race:
I was up at 3:00 am to start feeding the calories down the hatch.  High protein Ensure and coffee were first.  Half a bagel and 2 eggs were next.  A banana a bit later.  Then sipping on a bottle of Perform until heading out of transition towards the water.  One last PowerGel before the cannon went off.
Ken was volunteering in the water as a kayaker, so we dropped him off at the boat launch and said our goodbyes.  Mom was volunteering in the women's change tent, so she was able to go into transition with me.  Bodymarking, nutrition on bike, air up tires, porta-potty lines, and then finally getting into the wetsuit, lubing up, and then filing towards the water like cattle.
Since the water temp on race morning was a balmy 54 degrees, I wore old socks on my hands and feet that I could ditch to the side before entering the water.
After getting through the cattle call, I walked down to the shore and just sort of stopped where there was room.  I looked around and realized I had seeded myself smack dab in the middle of the masses.  Shrug.  I'm a middle-of-the-pack swimmer, so I might as well start there.
The national anthem was sung and echoed across the the quiet lake.  Mike Reilly boomed over the sound system "TODAY, you WILL become an Ironman!".  U2's It's a Beautiful Day started playing.  The cannon went off.  And the crowd cheered as everyone filed into the water and we started our Ironman day.

Swim:
It is impossible to convey the chaos that is an Ironman swim to anyone who has not experienced it themselves.  Imagine 2500 type-A athletes, fully tapered, anxious to race, all trying to get to (and then turn around) the same 2-foot buoy less than 1000 meters away.  I was punched, groped, dunked, crawled over, swam under, and I even ended up with someone else's toes in my mouth.  The first 5 minutes were spent with my head mostly out of the water, trying to protect my face and teeth.  The turn buoys were so congested that instead of swimming, we all had to bob in the water and let the blob of people carry us around the turn.  Lap 2 was slightly less brutal.  I alternated between plenty of open water to swim freely, to fighting for space with 30 others.  Over and over again.  Finally the exit chute started getting closer and closer, and I was standing up and climbing out of the water.

One note about the water conditions on race morning.  The lake temp was measured at 54.7 degrees.  Someone from the med tent said that over 100 athletes were either pulled out of the water or didn't exit the warming yurt by the cutoff time.  I wasn't bothered by the cold too much on lap 1 - adrenaline and panic tends to make you not feel things like that for at least a short while.  But by lap 2 I was trying to pee in my wetsuit to generate heat, I was having difficulty moving my fingers, and an ice cream headache was developing.  I was only in the water for 84 minutes.  For those in the water close to the allotted 140 minutes - major props to you.  Just making it to the bike was a major accomplishment that day.

T1:
I ran up the beach to the wetsuit strippers, pointed to the biggest set of guys I could see, flew to the ground, got stripped, was yanked back to my feet, and ran to the changing tent grabbing my transition bag along the way.  This part happens so fast.  Bam bam bam bam bam.  It's a complete blur.
Once in the tent I spotted my Mom immediately.  She was volunteering in the tent and was able to help me swap gear and get out the door within a few minutes.  Shoes on.  Lube up.  Belt on.  Arm warmers on.  Helmet on.  Buckled helmet and donned sunglasses while running out to the bike.  As I was nearing the bike racks, I spotted my little brother JoshyPoo, who was volunteering as a bike handler.  Quick hug, grabbed my bike, and headed on out for 112 miles of fun!

Bike:
The first few minutes on the bike are PACKED with crazy screaming enthusiastic spectators.  Cowbells and clappers and pompoms and whistles.  The crowds ease up at bit as the course turns away from town along the lake towards Higgins Point.  I began to settle into my pace, start my nutrition and hydration schedule, and mentally prepare for the long day ahead.  The first hill was long and slow and steady, then back down the other side to the turnaround.  Back up, down the other side, and through town again before heading out to the hills by Hayden Lake.  At mile 20 I started to get nervous with anticipation.  I had only driven the course just two days earlier, and was anxious to see what the hills felt like on two wheels.

English Point marked the start of the climbing section.  Followed by a few more big ones, followed by some rollers, followed by a few more big ones, and then the flat section back into town.  Each hill required me to gradually shift into my granny gear, and then slowly grind to the top.  I tried to push down the hills, gaining as much free speed as possible in order to help get me up the next hill.  I repeated several mantras along the way.  To the beat of each pedal stroke.  I will dig.  I won't quit.  I will dig.  I won't quit.  And lots of counting to 50 over and over again.  Every 30 minutes I took a hit off my gel flask, 10 minutes later a sip of Perform, 10 minutes later a Powerbar Energy Blast.  Sprinkled with water and thermalytes.  Repeated over a dozen times.
I stopped on lap 2 at the special needs station to pick up my treats (pop tart and uncrustable) and check my rear tire (I'm a flat tire hypochondriac).  I rolled back through town and out to Hayden while trying to psych myself up for another round of climbing.  I will dig.  I won't quit.  OUCH DAMN OUCH MO*&ER FU&%ER!!!  At mile 80, while part way up English Point, a wasp flew at me, landed on my leg, and stung the hell out of it.  Nothing to do but keep climbing and hope that I didn't have a bad reaction.  I kept an eye on my breathing and heart rate, while watching my leg swell and bruise and turn a few ugly shades of red.  At this point the sun was starting to beat down and heat things up.  My stomach was unhappy and not being quiet about it.  The back and knees were joining my stomach.  My pace was starting to slow a bit.  I started failing to keep up with my nutrition and hydration strategy.  I will dig.  I won't quit.  Grind grind grind.  Oh dang, extremely necessary bathroom stop.  Only 22 miles left.  I will dig.  I won't quit.  Only 12 miles left.  Nice and easy back to town.  I stayed aero as much as possible to duck under the head wind.  A little wind ain't no thang!  I was making the cutoff today!  A smile plastered across my face because I knew that no matter what, I was going to be an Ironman today.

T2:
The crowds that lined the streets on the way out of town had grown even bigger by the time I was getting off the bike.  More cowbells and screaming and signs.  I dismounted, tossed the bike to a volunteer, grabbed my bag, and ran to the change tent for the last and final time.

My Mom and JoshyPoo were able to get into transition and were waiting for me at the entrance to the tent.  We had a little celebration, hugs all around, and then I went inside to prep for the last 26.2 miles of the day.  Shorts off, shorts on.  Shirt off, shirt on.  Compression socks on.  Shoes on.  Deodorant (hey, a girls gotta feel fresh) and body glide applied.  Ice water over the head and out the door with visor and sunglasses in hand.  I was a few steps from the transition exit when I realized I had left my Garmin on the bike.  Doh!  Thankfully little bro was able to retrieve it for me and pass it off later in the run.
Run:
First 60 seconds - Sweet I feel GOOD.  Next 60 seconds - Oooh, oooow, calf cramps.  Next 60 seconds - Ow ow ow ow, I want to walk, but there are so many people.  Don't walk.  Don't walk.  Don't walk.  Next 60 seconds - F*^k it.  I'm walking.  I did a run/walk off and on the for the first 6 miles, but as the calf cramps worsened and the blisters formed, I started to do a lot more walking than running.  Eventually my lower back joined the party and just staying upright became a challenge.  At about mile 9 my stomach had enough and decided it was done with Ironman.  And the death march was underway!  Each aid station was a bathroom stop, swap out the cold sponges, sip of water, ice in the bra, chips or pretzels if the tummy concurred, sip of water, and on to the next aid station.
Around mile 12, right before the downtown turnaround, I entered a dark dark place.  Pain, despair, disappointment, dread, self pity.  I had been here before in Arizona of 2009, but not this deep.  The cheers from the crowds seemed to push me further down, rather than lift me up.  Each step jarred my back, shook my swollen leg, and ground sand into the wounds on my feet.  Acid burned the back of my throat, my lips were parched and sunburned, my head throbbed in time with my heart beat.  About this time I saw my family and friends.  They were doing what awesome supporters do - standing out in the hot sun, over 12 hours into the day, cheering and smiling and trying to build me up.  I was ashamed that I couldn't reciprocate the excitement.  After passing them, I did the one thing I wish I could take back from the day.  I walked back through town balling my eyes out.  Tears rolled out from under my sunglasses, my head hung down staring at the pavement.  My body shook with sobs.  But the spectators still clapped and encouraged me to just keep moving forward.  Little by little I climbed out of that hole.  My head rose a bit higher.  My arms swung a little harder.  I pulled out my mantra from the bike.  I will dig.  I won't quit.  I reminded myself how lucky I am to be at the Ironman.  I thought of the names I was racing in honor and memory of.  It was time to end the pity party and get on with the marathon.

I came across another who was climbing out of where I just was.  We walked together until he was in a better place.  And then we came across another.  One by one our group grew as we helped each other along, and then shrunk as some picked up the pace and moved ahead...or dropped back but still moving forward.  We shared stories and secrets with each other, complete strangers, while walking along in the dark.  Even though this is when the body hurts the most, this is maybe my favorite part of the Ironman.  Overcoming the hurt, making friends, moving forward.  The pain became more manageable as we got closer to town.  It's as if the energy from the finish line spreads out on the course, pulling you in.  I waved goodbye to each aid station, knowing that it meant one more mile closer to the finish line.  I started running again.  Soon, sounds from the finish line drifted through the woods onto the course.  Just a few more turns until the final turn onto Sherman Avenue.  My steps got lighter, my head picked up, the smile was plastered onto my face again.

FINALLY the last left hand turn to home.  Almost half a mile of straight road, downhill to the finish line party.  Crowds lined the streets, screaming louder than they had all day.  Music blared from the stores and cars and portable speakers.  People rang cowbells while running next to me, clapping and yelling and just as excited as I was to be finishing.  Kids jumped up and down, stretching out to slap my hand.  Flood lights beamed up the street, illuminating the path to the finish line.  Block after block after block of the loudest, warmest, most awesome welcome I have ever received.  I had a hard time holding back the tears here, but happy ones this time.
By the time I got to the finishers chute, every single trace of pain was gone.  You really do float here.  It's unreal.  I looked up through the crowd, silently thanking everyone for being there to make this one of the most amazing moments of my life.  Mike Reilly said my name, a few words about my finish (the last one before 16 hours), and then...
YOU...ARE...AN...IRONMAN!!!!

Post Race:
I was caught by two awesome ladies, who held me upright and walked me through the finish line process.  Medal over head, collect hat and shirt, and pose for one last photo.  Once they were convinced that I was okay to walk on my own, I was released to the food tent for pizza.  I was able to down a piece of super greasy pepperoni while walking around looking for my family.  Lots of hugs and smiles and celebration!
I really wanted to stay and cheer on the final finishers until midnight.  So my family graciously agreed to help me climb into the bleachers, where we danced and screamed and cheered for another hour, watching dozens of other athletes become Ironmen.
On the walk back to the car, we saw one final woman running down Sherman Ave towards the finish line.  About 2 minutes after midnight.  Everyone on the street stopped to cheer and applaud.  Some of us cried.  It was gut wrenching.  Friends and volunteers ran behind her as she completed the entire 140.6 miles.  Even though she didn't receive an official time or a medal, I hope she knows that she is a true Ironman.

The crew got me home, into an ice bath, showered and changed, and then settled into bed with the one thing I had been craving all year but wouldn't eat until I was an Ironman...a Big Mac!  Hahaha.  (Hopefully my coach has stopped reading this by now).
Again, because I don't think I can say it enough, THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart.  This experience was made a million times better because of all of you.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

IMCdA 2011 - Videos

Here are a couple of videos while I work on my race report.

The swim start, filmed by Luke, the honey of my Beginner Triathlete friend Nerdjock (aka Ashley).


And me, almost 16 hours later, crossing the awesome awesome finish line on Sherman Avenue.

Monday, June 27, 2011

IMCdA 2011 - I Did It!

I'm not eloquent enough to adequately describe the final run down Sherman Avenue to the finish line.  The last few hours of this Ironman were rough for me.  Maybe the hardest thing I have ever physically been through.  But all of that was erased in the last 2 minutes of the marathon.  And replaced with one of the most awesome things I have ever emotionally been through.

Race report is in the works.  Stay tuned.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

IMCdA Race Week - Saturday

Please forgive the short post.  It's almost 10pm on race day eve, I'm a twittered bundle of nerves, and I just took an ambien.  I'll try doing this in time format.

4am - Awake but back to sleep
4:30am - Awake but back to sleep
5am - Awake but back to sleep
6am - Okay, I'll get up.  Breakfast of coffee, eggs, strawberries.  Organized gear bags for check-in.
8:30am - Head to the lake with Ken and JoshyPoo for a practice swim, and Joshy's volunteer meeting.  The water was even colder than yesterday.  It seems to be bouncing between 53 and 55 degrees.  After about 5 minutes my face goes numb and I forget about it.  But those first 5 minutes - POW, it takes the breath outta ya!
9:30am - Back to the house to give my bike a make-over and finish getting gear bags ready to be dropped off.
10am - One last practice ride along the lake towards Higgins Point.  The wind was blowing pretty hard out there today!  I think the winds are here to stay for the weekend.
12pm - Bike check-in...
...and gear bag check-in, one last pass through the merchandise tent, and then back home for the day.
1pm - Regroup the troops after everyone's various volunteer meetings, lunch, and board games.
2:30pm - The fabulous Kristin came over for some mellow girl time.  She's the one who drove from PDX to Tempe with me for IMAZ in 2009.  This year she didn't have to drive quite as far, and I'm so happy I'll get to see her out on the course tomorrow!
5:30pm - Board games, dinner, board games, dessert, board games.
8pm - Popped an ambien, finished playing games with the fam, and mosied off to bed.

Up Next: IRONMAN DAY!!!!

IMCdA Race Week - Friday

I drove the bike course today.  Damn.  I spent the rest of the day with my stomach in one gigantic knot.  Major face-palm moment, a short berating of myself for not training more hills, and then I let it go.  A few days ago, an email from Coach Liz contained these words of wisdom:

Go into this race having reconciled with yourself. Have no doubts, be totally confident & trust yourself. Of all the equipment you can buy, training you can do & anything else – TRUST is the most important thing you can have on race day. Trust yourself & trust your training. You are all arriving at this start line as prepared as you can be. Trust it & give yourself permission to have your best race out there.
Friday started with another practice swim.  A short one this time, about 10 minutes, because it was supposed to be a total rest day on the calendar.  Both Mom and my little bro JoshyPoo came down to watch this morning:
The USGS site showed that the water temp had dropped about 5 degrees from Thursday, down to 55 instead of 59/60.  It was noticeably colder.  Still tolerable, but not quite as comfortable.  The chop is still present, but doesn't bother me so much.  As long as there isn't puke in the water from those who ARE bothered by it!

Massive Beginner Triathlete crew this morning:

A quick pose in front of the finish line.  I WILL be here again sometime before midnight on Sunday.
After a drive around the (hilly) course, it was back to Spokane to pick up Ken to complete the sherpa crew.  Quick tip for those planning on staying in Coeur d'Alene and flying people in and out of Spokane - the airport is NOT 20 minutes from town.  It's like 45 minutes, assuming you don't hit the miles of construction on the interstate.

I was able to kick up my legs and take a nap before heading back to the village for the Welcome Dinner.  Here we are in our awesome t-shirts that my Mom created.
The back of mine is special.
More lines.  Ironman week is all about patience and standing in lines.  This one is to get into the dinner tent.  I've never seen so many people so eager for a crappy dinner!
While the food is never anything to write home about, it's worth going to these things to hear Mike Reilly talk and get everyone fired up.  He said something that made me feel just a little bit better: "You can't control the weather.  You can't control the other athletes.  You can't control the course.  But you can control your attitude on race day."  Got it.
Following the dinner was the Athlete Briefing, where we learned that mango-flavored Powerbar Perform will be served on the run course.  Nice, if you like mango.  Which I do.  Not so nice, if you're deathly allergic to mango.  Which I am.  Saturday's mission, aside from practice swim and bike/gear check-in, will be to find out if there is actual mango bits in the mango-flavored Perform.  Ack!
The rest of the day was spent freaking out, napping, freaking out, eating, freaking out, and then finally playing some board games with the family before falling into a (pharmaceutically induced) deep deep sleep.

Next Up: practice swim, bike test ride, bike and gear bag check-in, neurotically go through the rest of the gear and pre-race preparations, early bedtime


Friday, June 24, 2011

IMCdA Race Week - Thursday

It's sinking in now.
The day started off with a 4am crash of thunder, followed by heavy rain and more thunder.  I was able to go back to sleep until the next natural alarm clock at 6am with another enormous thunder clap and showers.  We waited out the weather by drinking coffee and lazing around.

Thankfully things cleared up enough for the 8am practice swim at Lake Coeur d'Alene with a few of the Beginner Triathlete crew.  Fine group of peeps!
The official USGS water gauge temperature said 59 degrees, someone with a thermometer got 61 degrees.  HOORAY!!!!!!  (But by the time of this blog posting has dropped again to 55 degrees.  Booooo!)  Due to the storm blowing through, the lake was pretty roughed up and choppy.  As waves crashed on the shore, we hopped in and swam to one of the buoys and back.  Not so bad.  Fun, actually!  It felt like the ocean, but without the salt.  So some of us headed back out for another lap.  20 minutes of swim time, about 30 minutes in the water, and not frozen.
Here is Mom and I by The Moose after the swim.  Apparently it poured and hailed while we were swimming, so she ended up getting just as wet as I did.
After a quick walk back to the house for dry clothes, we headed back to the Ironman Village to wait in the never ended registration line.
Once through, it went something like this (each at a separate station, sometimes with more lines): lodging form, verify ID and USAT card, pick up waivers and listen to spiel on medical stuff, fill out waivers, turn in waivers, show ID and get wrist band, show ID and get cap/numbers/timing chip, get tote bag with race day bags, swipe timing chip, prepay for race photos, get free goggles.
Done! 
We headed back to the house, kicked up our feet for awhile, and then headed back to Spokane to pick up my little brother JoshyPoo from the airport.  After a 25 minute easy run around town, the rest of the night was spent eating, playing games, and getting race bags ready.
Next Up: another practice swim, drive bike course, pick up Ken from airport, lounge in compression gear while getting everything ready for race day, welcome dinner, athlete briefing

Thursday, June 23, 2011

IMCdA Race Week - Mon-Wed

We made it to da 'Ho!  Mom flew into PDX on Monday night, she ran errands all day on Tuesday while I frantically wrapped things up at work, we spent all night packing, and then headed out on Wednesday for the 7 hour drive to Coeur d'Alene.  The ride was uneventful, other than the pesky virus that seems to have taken up residence in my stomach.  I'll spare you the details.  Thankfully I have a few days to get the germs out of my tummy.  In the meantime, bland foods and extra hydration are being consumed diligently.

Here's our overloaded car.  We are over-packing extraordinaires.
Upon arrival, we checked into our awesome rental home, which is located about 6 blocks from the finish line.  Yes, that's a wrap around porch with a hammock.  It also has a cushy green backyard, lots of open space, and comfy bedrooms.  Go to CdA Getaway for outstanding vacation rental service in Coeur d'Alene.
I'll be spending lots of time sitting on this cozy couch over the next few days!

Mom went grocery shopping while I headed out for a 30min spin around town.  As I was airing up tires and getting the bike ready, I set my 2nd spare tube and extra CO2 cartridges on the counter.  Since, you know, I was only heading out for 30 minutes, and it wasn't worth the time to cram all that stuff onto the bike.  You know where this is heading, right?  Part way up a little hill, my rear tire went mushy.  I finished the climb, then pulled over to change flat #2 of the week.  It went pretty speedy and I did a little hip shake to celebrate my ninja tire changing skillz.  But...a few pedal strokes later things went mushy again.  3rd flat of the week.  Did I pinch the tube?  Or twist it?  With no 2nd tube (doh!) I called my directionally challenged mother to come pick me up in a strange town, having no clue where I was.  With time to kill, I took the tube out and did some inspecting.  Turns out a wire was sticking out inside the tire and puncturing the tubes.  Bomber Gatorskins = not so bomberish.  I was able to patch one of the tubes (after using another CO2 to find the hole) and use my final CO2 cartridge to get things inflated again, just as Mom showed up.  Of course.  I decided that the tire gods were frowning upon me that afternoon, and headed back to the house instead of finishing up the ride.
Lesson of the day - buy lots of extra tubes and CO2 cartridges (unless you are flying) before you leave home.  Your local bike shop will be MUCH cheaper than the Ironman expo bike shop.  At $10/tube and almost $6/cartridge, this was an expensive 20 minute bike ride.

Next Up:
Thu - 30min practice swim, registration, 20min run, pick up little brother from airport

Monday, June 20, 2011

Taper Week 2

Taper week 2 is in the books.  A mystery throat virus made it's way through the Beginner Triathlete Coeur d'Alene crew this past week, myself included.  Okay, I know it's not possible to spread germs through the internets, but it seems like almost everyone in the middle of taper came down with something.  So it was all about extra rest and not pushing too hard through the workouts.  I ended up with a little over 6 hours of training, versus a planned volume of 8 hours.  The energy is starting to build again, my body is anxious to race, and my mind is going cr-aaaa-zy!

Swim - 2600 meters
Bike - 69.25 miles
Run - 2.82 miles (I'm not kidding)
Total = 6.19 hours

We leave for Idaho in two days.  Which means I have less than 48 hours to wrap up work projects, clean out my inbox, do laundry, grocery shop, gather race stuff, pack items for a week, and load up the car.  Race prep might actually be harder than the race itself!

I'll leave you with this fabulous video that my friend Bonnie put together during taper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhGtthB7clI

If you don't get it, watch the "original" Honey Badger video here:

Saturday, June 18, 2011

TRI-ing for a Cure

Tomorrow morning at 7am will mark one week until I toe the line next to 2700+ other athletes on the shore of Lake Couer d'Alene.  All of the hard work over the last 6 months will get me through most of the course.  Motivation and tenacity will get me a little bit further.  I hope that the thoughts of those who I'm racing in honor/memory of will get me the rest of the way.

I haven't done that great meeting my fundraising goal of $1500.  But we've raised almost $700 so far.  I'm so very grateful for all of the support (financial and emotional) from all of my awesome friends and family!  I'm going to expand the effort with my second Ironman this year in Tempe, Arizona.  It's not too late to donate:
http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/sarah-kronholm/sarahtris

My running singlet for next weekend:

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Taper Week 1: Obligatory Weekly Update

Bear with me here.  I just finished the first week of taper.  I feel like crud.  My legs won't work.  My arms are heavy.  I feel like sleeping all day, and then I spend all night staring at the ceiling.  I'm grumpy and nervous and anxious and bitchy.  And PMSing, which is like some sort of cruel joke to have to deal with PMS during taper.  Taper is already like PMS.  So maybe it's actually fitting.  Coach Liz assures me I'll feel better by the end of this week.

The plan for the week was around 13 hours of training.  What I ended up with:
Swim - 5700 meters
Bike - 80.85 miles
Run - 18.76 miles
Transitions - 0.11 hours
Total = 11.06 hours

I honestly don't know where the week went, so I have no super exciting shares for the internet peoplez in this post.  Oh, I raced.  That's it I think.  It's time to cue up the hypnotherapy sessions on the ipod, recite my positive affirmations, and focus my energy on packing lists and organizing kitchen cupboards.  Less than 2 weeks until show time!

Race Report: Blue Lake Olympic Triathlon

Event: Blue Lake Olympic Triathlon
Distance: 1.5k swim, 40k bike, 10k run
Total time = 3:04:04
Age group place = 21/25
Overall place = 332/386

This was my C- race of the year (A = IMCdA, A++ = IMAZ).  It was simply a tune-up day to test out gear, equipment, nutrition, and shake out some of the nerves.  Goal accomplished.  My PR on this course is 3:02:09.  I turned in a time less than 2 minutes slower than that PR, a week after peak training, without much in the way of any speed training.  I'll take it.

Splits
Swim = 0:32:33, pace 2:10/100m  (9th, 283rd)
T1 = 3:31 (5th)
Bike = 1:16:29, pace 19.49 mph (15th, 293rd)
T2 = 3:03 (18th)
Run = 1:08:27, pace 11:02/mi (24th, 374th)

No, I don't have a problem with pacing (okay, I do, but that's not relevant to these splits).  I just really really suck at running.  I suck slightly less at biking.  And then suck even less at swimming.  I usually rock transitions, so I'm not sure what happened in T2 this time.  Since Blue Lake is currently flooded, the transition areas were longer than past years.  But they were longer for everyone.  **Shrug**

Pre-Race
The morning started off with a blown tube.  A $35 latex freakin-stupid-expensive tube!
The rest of the morning was the same ol' stuff.  Revolving porta-potty line, set up transition, warm-up, shimmy into super suit, and get in line for the water.  I did manage to get in a 10 minute run prior to the race, which is about 10 minutes more than I typically warm-up.  However, I didn't get down to the water in time to loosen up the arms.

I can only imagine that this guy is saying "check out that badass Honey Badger over there.  Her gozongas are THIS big.  She's just going to take what she wants."  And the other guy is saying "I know.  I'm scared."
Swim
2009 - 33:04
2011 - 32:22

Starting with W30-39 is seriously worse than the Ironman swim.  For real.  I had the left side of my goggles ripped off.  One gal kept grabbing my shoulders and pawing all over my neck and back.  Since I really wasn't in the mood for massage therapy, I gave her a friendly reminder nudge to the ribs and she quit trying to molest me after that.  The rest of the swim was uneventful.  My sighting sucked.  I forgot that I was racing and slowed down to cruise pace (welcome to the habits of IM training).  I finally pulled my head out of my ass on the second half and got down to business.

T1
2009 - 3:00
2011 - 3:31
Cap/goggles off, wetsuit off, helmet on, sunglasses on, GO!  And then the looooong run to the bike mount line.  I kept my shoes on the bike this time and it worked great.  No flying mount though.  Next year.

Bike
2009 - 1:13:42
2011 - 1:16:29

Uh...this hurt. I am seriously lacking in bike fitness this year.  And the weirdest thing - my inner thigh tendon thingies (those things connected to the inside of the hips) completely cramped up at mile 20.  I didn't even know that was possible.  I'm sure it comes from doing 13-14 mph in training with zero speed work...and then trying to hammer in a race.  I definitely need to do more time trials in prep for Arizona.
Oh, OH!!!  I had a stinking weasel drafter chic sucking my wheel for most of the bike ride.  I could hear her breathing right behind me, so I turned around and give her the bitch eye.  She would pass, cut me off, and then slow down, effectively blocking me.  So I would drop back the appropriate distance, then pass her again, and continue on at my normal pace.  Within a few seconds I could see her shadow pull up just behind me.  And stay there.  CHEATER!  I gave her a few snarls, and we repeated this little dance for about 10 miles.  I finally blasted by her a final time, blew one of my world class accurate snot rockets, and didn't see her again.  My hubby got her on camera shamelessly catching a free ride.  Race number and all.  Athlete #335, who placed 13th in the F 35-39 age group (if you care to look her up on the results), may you always have the wind in your wheel-suckin face.  Play fair and you won't get blasted on the interwebs.

T2
2009 - 2:14
2011 - 3:03

Climb out of shoes, dismount, looooong run back into transition, helmet off, socks/shoes on, GO!  Visor and race belt on while heading out.  I honestly don't know what took so long.  Probably just the running, since you know, I sort of suck at that sort of thing.

 "Oh, goody, running."

Run
2009 - 1:10:09
2011 - 1:08:27


I spent the first mile trying to shake the wonkiness out of my hips.  Once things loosened up, I was able to settling into a just-slightly-harder-than-comfortable pace and keep it there.  I tried to pick it up a bit towards the end, but sort of fell flat.

I've been testing out a few different finishing poses.  How about this one?

Post-Race
Lots of walking to cool-down, a short spin on the bike later that night, and a good sleep in my compression tights.